Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Well, at Least They are Honest About It

Miss Plastic Hungary:
To qualify for the pageant, the 18 Hungarian contestants had to prove they'd gone under the knife – mere Botox or collagen injections did not count. Nearly all of them showed off augmented breasts, while reshaped noses were also popular. One finalist had surgically adjusted toes.

1 comment:

SkinnyDennis said...

I can hear it now;
"There she is,
synth Americaaa..."