Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 2, 2009

A Note to the Wingnuts Who Are Equating Rep. Grayson with Rep. Wilson

If you do not understand the difference between (a) heckling the President during his speech to a joint session of Congress, and (b) debating issues on the floor of the House of Representatives, then you are either (i) willfully blind, or (ii) an idiot.

If there is a choice (iii) or higher, feel free to comment.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

iii, eager to create a distraction so no one discusses the obvious lack of any useful ideas from the rethuglican side on health insurance reform.

Lockwood said...

(iii) Pathological liars

(iv) All of the above

jbrock said...

I watched his presentation. It reminded me of a joke that circulated years ago (during either the Reagan or George I administration, IIRC):

The 3-point Republican Health Care Plan:

(1) Don't get hurt
(2) Don't get sick
(3) Don't get old

Ruckus said...

jbrock
Of course it's a lot easier to get #3 correct if you don't get 1 or 2