Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Pet Doors May Not Be a Good Thing



Ruminants shit almost constantly, as anyone who has ever been around sheep knows.
Posted by on or about 20:21

8 comments:

RadioFence.com said...
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4/01/2009 10:09 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Hmm. That may be spam, but it is sort of on point.

I wonder what the gallery says...

4/01/2009 10:28 AM
Anonymous said...

Not spam. Futhermore, ruminants don't shit *almost* constantly. It only seems that way when you around sheep because at any given time, someone in the flock is probably going to be shitting.If you only had say, ONE, it would likely shit two or three times a day, kinda like my dogs...OK?
Gug

4/01/2009 12:25 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

50-50 so far....

4/01/2009 2:24 PM
Unknown said...

Spam. Arguably related to your posting, but still spam. The lamer is hitching a ride on your work to promote something, and did not materially contribute to the discussion.

4/01/2009 9:48 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

The votes are in.

Spam!

Goodbye!

4/02/2009 7:11 AM
ThePoliticalCat said...

Too late to vote on teh spam, but holy quacking duckshit!! I'd better nail down Ye Olde Cat Doore. It was bad enough having the raccoons muscle their way in, I think a fawn would have me fainting like a Republican hearing that Michelle Obama hugged the Queen of England.

4/04/2009 11:38 PM
Lex Alexander said...

Even if it's just a cat using the cat door, your problems might not be over. Sometimes, as happened to a friend of mine, the cat brings something in its mouth, like a snake. A poisonous snake. That it hadn't finished killing yet.

Just sayin'.

4/05/2009 2:31 PM

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