Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 13, 2009

Items For Sale

at Bed Bath & Beyond.

(For permissions reasons, I'm not posting the item itself. Click on the link.)

(Updated to fix their whining about hotlinking)
Posted by on or about 12:24

3 comments:

Lockwood said...

Hee, Hee. Took me a moment... that always makes it funnier.

3/13/2009 5:59 PM
Anonymous said...

It has gone away - due to copyright infringement. I guess this is gonna become a common event (being unable to link without legal permission). I thought the net was supposed to be about spreading thoughts and information, not hoarding it. . .

3/14/2009 2:07 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I linked to their search results page.

Hell, I could have just copied the fucking image to my computer, then uploaded it into the blog and odds are that they'd never have known.

3/14/2009 9:33 AM

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