Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Fiscal Apocalypse



(Stolen from here)
Posted by on or about 17:25

1 comment:

Mark Rossmore said...

Well, you can still get your fix. Buy yourself an XBox 360 and Call of Duty: World at War.

It's got a special game mode called Nacht der Untoten. Locked inside a bombed out, boarded up building, you and up to three of your friends face off against unending hordes of Nazi Zombies. At your disposal is an arsenal of WWII weapons. M1 Carbine, Garand, K98, MP40, STG-44, Browing .50 cal MG, MG42, FG42, PTRS-41, Winchester M1987 trench gun, Molotov cocktails, Panzershreck, and more are all represented. They even throw in a Buck Rogers style sci-fi ray gun which can come in very handy in later levels.

Hours and hours of zombie-destroying fun. Great team building exercise too - if you one player screws up, it can quickly bring the whole house down.

3/01/2009 6:51 PM

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