Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Happy 200th Birthday to Two Men Who Changed the World

Abraham Lincoln, arguably the man who saved the Union and the man who put this nation on the path to the realization of the concept that "all men are created equal and are born with certain inalienable rights" meant more than just "rich white dudes." Beyond that, Lincoln also brought about the first transcontinental railroad with the Pacific Railway Act. Until the transcontinental railroads were built (almost all with massive government backing), it was easier to go from New York to London than from New York to San Francisco.


But the really great man who was born 200 years ago today was Charles Darwin, the father of modern biology.


Over years of exploration and then decades of thoughtful refinement, Charles Darwin refined his observations into one of the most important scientific works of the last 1,000 years: On the Origin of Species. Published in 1859, his book was as important to science as Issac Newton's Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica. Darwin and Alfred Wallace brought biology fully from the umbrella of religion into the world of science, where things operate under principles and laws that can be discovered by observation, thinking and experimentation.

On the Origin of the Species was, and remains, so provocative that 150 years after its publication, the forces of supernatural determinism are still fighting rear-guard actions (though mainly in places where "book-larnin'" is not valued, such as Kansas, Texas and the governor's office in Alaska).

Happy birthday!

3 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

The most ironic part about Lincoln's phenomenal reputation living on is that in today's world he never would have made it.
He was depressed, melancholy and his first lady was a raging bitch.
Totally non-commersh.

BadTux said...

What's hilarious is that the tighty righties are freaking out over the fact that this is Darwin's birthday, claiming that anybody who believes in evolution is an atheist and crap like that. Until I converted to Tuxology I was a Catholic, and the official position of the Catholic Church when it comes to evolution is, "that is a matter of science, not of faith, our business is faith, not science, thus we have no position on it." Indeed, I was taught evolution in the Catholic schools...

Of course, the tighty righties don't think Catholics are Christians anyhow, so I suppose it's just peachy keen with them that the world's largest and oldest church doesn't have any problem with evolution, because we're all Papist statue-worshippers and going to hell anyhow...

- Badtux the Religious Penguin

Mark Rossmore said...

I wonder what Darwin would have to say about this place:

Dinosaur Adventure Land

What's frightening that A) this is in my city and B) we know people who work there, and think the founder is a genius. Too bad he wasn't genius enough to get past the IRS.

Check out the web store. The stuff in there makes me cringe.