Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dump Daschle

Tom Daschle should not be confirmed. He was on the Senate Finance Committee, the committee which is responsible for writing the Internal Revenue Code. the "I didn't get no stinking 1099" is a lame excuse; anyone with a passing familiarity would know that if you get a service provided to you as part of your job, that is taxable.

But because he is a past member of the Senate's Good Ol' Boys Club," they'll confirm him even though if you or I had done the same thing, not only would we not be in line for a Federal job, we'd be lucky to avoid a stint in Club Fed.

This is bullshit. It lends credence to the argument of the cynics that the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties is little more than eyewash.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, they won't, as you probably know by now. They won't confirm him. He has asked that his name be withdrawn.
Gug

Yogi said...

Good. Get our own house in order. It's a drag to have to go through this, but would even the most die-hard democrat (that would be me) want someone who was stupid enough to say stuff like this? Or not pay the Nanny tax? Just unbelievable.