Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 6, 2008

Welcome to the 1980s, Sen. McCain

Weird, indeed:
[John] McCain told Radar magazine in an upcoming interview that his favorite shows are "Dexter," "Lost," "Seinfeld," "The Wire," and "The Tudors." This is where it gets peculiar: McCain says that he often doesn't watch the shows themselves, instead he just reads the scripts, "because obviously with my schedule and such, I don't get a chance to watch them on a regular basis."
Hey, Senator, they invented something in the 1980s you may have heard about: It is called a "videocassette recorder," or "VCR" for short. You can actually tape a television show and watch it at a later time! They now make a thing called a "digital video recorder," or "DVR, and you can record to a digital video disk that is the same size as a compact disc (you know, the things that largely replaced cassette tapes and LP records. (LPs eventually replaced the Edison cylinders you may have played when you were a kid.)

Holy Jumping Hannah, how can this guy be so out of touch with the modern world? Reading the script of a TV show gets you maybe 10% of the show; you miss the sets and the acting. Imagine, if you will, you were to just read the script for "Star Wars" or "Saving Private Ryan,"you'd probably wonder what all of the fuss was about.

I can understand presidents being somewhat out of touch, what with the SS Bubble that gets erected around them, but McCain is something else!

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

john mccain is a regular laugh-in