Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 10, 2008

It's Called "Nationalization," Comrade Paulson

Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson Jr. said Friday that the government would move ahead with a plan to buy stock in financial institutions.
George Bush, John McCain, Phil Gramm and Alan Greenspan gave the bankers and the stockbrokers and the hedge fund "masters of the universe" all the rope they ever wanted. They hung themselves with it and they have risked the stability of the world's economy in order to become insanely wealthy.

So now we have to buy those fuckers out. Chimpy couldn't spend a few billion to pay for health care for children, that was "too costly," but he is throwing a trillion dollars at the financial sector to bail those fuckers out of their misdeeds and prevent their greed from causing adepression.

Screw the FBI's focus on those stupid terrorist cases. A shitload of those federal agents are lawyers and accountants, sic them on the bastards that caused this meltdown. Let them start fighting over who is going to get the upper bunk in a prison cell.

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