Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Disrespectful Old Coot

That would be John McCain. He referred to Sen. Obama as "that one" in the debate:
"You know who voted for it? You might never know. That one. You know who voted against it? Me."
If you look at McCain's demeanor, his refusal to make eye contact, and his overall nasty tone, it is pretty clear what is going through his mind. He is bitter beyond belief. First his dream of becoming president was snatched away by a know-nothing backstabbing douchebag from Texas and now some Black kid from Chicago is going to steal it again.

He really is acting like Gollum did when he lost "my precious."

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Hey, at least he didn't call Obama "boy". For someone of his age and party affiliation, that makes Cranky McDepends downright progressive :-).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin