Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

George Bush and Hillary Clinton

Both of them seem to have the ability to convince themselves of either what happened didn't really happen, or what didn't really happen did happen.

With Clinton, it was the "Bosnian sniper fire" flap.

With Bush, it is his use of cocaine.

Both of them believe their own propaganda. The difference is that Clinton was forced to come to face the truth while nobody has ever been able to penetrate the shield that Bush has erected to wall off reality.

So, anyway, if George Bush is especially susceptible to believing his own propaganda, as Scotty says, then what we should do is make up outrageous stories about him. If he reads them, he might believe he did what the story says.

2 comments:

deadstick said...

If you remember the Sixties...

Earl said...

Mostly we don't want to share our stupid moments, for lots of reasons, most because we have decided they really were stupid.