Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Making Soup Sandwiches; Diplomatic Edition

Just about everybody thought that forcing the Palestinian Authority to have elections was a bad idea. Except George Bush.

So when Hamas won control of the Palestinian parliament, as foreseen by everyone except George Bush and Condoleeza Rice, Bush turned to that proven expert in starting destructive civil wars, Elliot Abrams, to start another one.

And they fucked that up, too.

In short, the blame for the fact that Hamas is in control of the Gaza Bank and sending rockets into Israel, and blame for the fact that a million people in the Gaza Bank are living in destitution can be laid at the feet of one man, and one man alone:

George W. Bush.

Read about it here.

(H/T to the Alternate Brain)

1 comment:

PhysioProf said...

The hilarious thing is that Bush and his sick-fuck cronies aren't even any good at being evil imperialists. The only thing they seem to be good at--and damn, they're good--is getting Democrats to bend over for a good solid ass-paddling.