Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Making Soup Sandwiches; Diplomatic Edition

Just about everybody thought that forcing the Palestinian Authority to have elections was a bad idea. Except George Bush.

So when Hamas won control of the Palestinian parliament, as foreseen by everyone except George Bush and Condoleeza Rice, Bush turned to that proven expert in starting destructive civil wars, Elliot Abrams, to start another one.

And they fucked that up, too.

In short, the blame for the fact that Hamas is in control of the Gaza Bank and sending rockets into Israel, and blame for the fact that a million people in the Gaza Bank are living in destitution can be laid at the feet of one man, and one man alone:

George W. Bush.

Read about it here.

(H/T to the Alternate Brain)

1 comment:

PhysioProf said...

The hilarious thing is that Bush and his sick-fuck cronies aren't even any good at being evil imperialists. The only thing they seem to be good at--and damn, they're good--is getting Democrats to bend over for a good solid ass-paddling.