Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Thinking About Having Kids?

Read this tale, first.

WARNING: Not for those with weak stomachs.
Posted by on or about 22:29

3 comments:

LBJ said...
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11/01/2007 10:48 PM
LBJ said...

That was me, spelling failure.

I didn't read as I just ate and wasn't sure what to expect.

But if you're thinking about the kid thing, adoption or other means at our age and circumstances . . . Think about the post from my friend Steph at Queen of Disfunction where she talked this week about mopping, vacuuming, swabbing and drying her entire house after her two year old tried to play Olympic Hammer Throw with a Six Pack of Corona Long Necks.

OMG. . I am so glad the nest is empty right now.

11/01/2007 10:50 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I was thinking more of the post from the Queen of Dysfunction where her daughter tried to eat an entire can of fish food.

11/02/2007 7:06 AM

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