Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Ma! Hurry Up!

Tonight's dinner was, of course, leftovers. My friend made a very yummy pumpkin pie cheesecake for dessert, too.

Of the five cats here now, only two of mine, Jake and George, like human food. So I was slipping both of them little pieces of turkey. I was slow to drop a piece of turkey for Jake, so he rose up and smacked me lightly on the hand to let me know I should drop it now, now, now.

It takes Gracie about 36 hours to settle in; this morning she stopped hiding (other than when she wanted to eat, drink, use the litterbox or hop up on my bed). Last night was quiet, so I didn't need to use my earplugs.

Operation Wild Kingdom is tapering down.

Back home tomorrow night.

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