Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Let's See the Wingnuts Rally For Barry Bonds

Barry Bonds has been indicted for lying under oath and obstruction of justice. Bonds faces four counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice.

Don't hold your breath waiting for the Neo-cons and the various Wingnuts to come flocking to Bonds's defense. They should, though, for Bonds has not been charged with any underlying crime. Aand they should spout off how the charges will ruin his reputation and tarnish his home run record, and they should be talking to Bush about commuting Bonds's sentence if he gets convicted and maybe pardoning him.

But they won't, because Bonds is not, just as Martha Stewart was not, one of Dick Cheney's asshole minions who knows all of the dirty little secrets of Dick Voldemort Cheney's fiefdom in the White House.

Unlike Scooter Libby.

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