Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Bush Working as Hard as Ever for Peace

In other words "not hard at all." Bush plans to give the opening speech at the Annapolis talks and then skedaddle his pasty lazy ass back home.

Presidents in the past who really cared about reaching an agreement were personally involved in the negotiations and the cajoling of the participants. Not Chimpy, he's going to get the fuck out of Dodge before the ice in the first round of drinks can melt.

Though, it is easy to see why Stupie isn't going to hang around. First off, none of Darth Cheney's asswipe buddies are going to get rich off a peace deal. And second, if there isn't a body count, Owwr Leedur, the serial-killer-by-proxy, loses interest in everything.

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