Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Our Moron-in-Chief

There is a story in today's Washington Post, in which Chimperor Stupidicus declares that Generalissimo Pervez Musharraf is "truly someone who believes in democracy."

Oh. Let's look at the record.

Musharraf declared a state of emergency. He then sent his goons out to shut down all television stations not under his control. He has banned demonstrations and imprisoned political opponents. He has fired all of the justices of Pakistan's Supreme Court who would not swear an oath of fealty to him and replaced those judges with his lackeys.

Those aren't the actions of a person who believes in democracy. Those are the actions of a dictator.

And they are further evidence that Stupie McFuckwit is not inhabiting the same reality as the rest of humanity.

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