Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 15, 2007

A Really Meaningless Number

10,000 hits, at least since I enabled a statistics app.

#10,000 was from IP 67.151.241.98 in Lincoln, MA.

The number is meaningless because a lot of hits are from folks looking for pictures, which the Google-bots find and index. Then there are hits from anyone who is using my blogroll as a way to avoid cluttering their browser with bookmarks (there are a few blogs that I bookmark for that reason, because they have really neat blogrolls). And then there are the oodles of hits I generate every time I post or edit a previous blog entry.

So while the number of hits might mean *something*, it has about as much relationship to reality as does whatever metric du jour that Stupie Mcfuckwit is using to proclaim: "No shit, we really are making progress in Iraq, I'm not kidding this time, honest injun!!!"
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