Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanksgiving Day Driving Question

Q: You are driving in the left-hand lane of a four-lane divided highway. Cars are moving to the right to pass you. You are:

A1. Getting set up to take the left-hand exit that is a mile or so ahead.

A2. An oblivious moron.

A3. An arrogant imbecile.

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I'm where I needed to drive to. It took me about 3-1/2 hours to get here (normally, 1-3/4 hours). Thanksgiving Day traffic doesn't bother me; I know what to expect and it is what it is. There is no point in getting frazzled, just allow the time you know you'll need and pay attention to the traffic. I did come close to getting rear-ended by someone in an SUV who hadn't noticed that traffic had slowed greatly (and would have if he or she hadn't veered onto the shoulder).

The cats are hissing and growling at each other, Operation Wild Kingdom is in full swing.

1 comment:

Phil said...

"The cats are hissing and growling at each other, Operation Wild Kingdom is in full swing."

I don't know how I missed this earlier but I was howling with laughter and my whole family is looking at me funny.
As a long time cat person who has had many cats, I can see this vividly.
Operation Wild Kingdom, priceless.