Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Googlenopes

Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post has written a couple of Sunday columns about what he calls "Googlenopes." A Googlenope is a search term that, when typed into Google, yields no results. The thing is that when you blog about them, in a short span of time, Google's spiderbots pick them up and transform them into Googleyups.

Here goes:

Googlenopes:

"ann coulter is a caring person"

"dick cheney is a thoughtful man"

Googleyups:

"ann coulter is a hateful person"

"dick cheney is a crazy man"

Those are the only ones I'm doing, I'm not getting paid for this. Do some of your own if you like. If you post the results on your own blog, drop a comment so that I can check them out.

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