Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

This I Swear

So help me, the next apartment I rent is going to have light-colored carpeting.

I am so tired of discovering errant cat turds by means of the Helen Keller Method.
Posted by on or about 21:27

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Well, the problem with light-colored carpet is that then you get to watch the carpet change colors as the cats hawk up hairballs on it...

11/28/2007 9:33 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I feed my cats Royal Canin dry food, which seems to do a very good job of hairball prevention.

11/29/2007 10:05 AM
BadTux said...

Another thing that helps is a large throw-rug in the litterbox area. Most of the errant output ends up on said throw rug.

Of course, then there's the kitteh who misses the box, tries to "bury" it on the throw rug and instead merely ends up kicking it all over the place. (Shrug). What can you do?

I've tried pretty much every food but none of them make any real difference. Mencken is fluffier than he looks and hawks up hairballs the way Republicans hawk up excuses for why we're still in Iraq, and my light-tan carpet slowly turns shades of brown and yellow until I finally give in and get the carpet people in again.

11/29/2007 11:30 AM

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