Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Sheep: Get Ready

I was surfing a town's website and found a link to the Department of Родина Homeland Security's "Be Ready" checklist of what the really competent folks at the DHS think you need in your emergency kit.

Note the absence of any discussion of firearms.

If recent history is any guide (LA Riots, gulf Coast hurricanes), when the system breaks down, the two-legged predators come out in droves. You should consider what you plan to do in that situation, if you are going to bother to take the time to put together your DHS-inspired readiness kit.

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