Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, November 5, 2007

The Mercenaries' Kahuna Speaketh

Erik Prince, the overlord sole owner of Blackwater, thinks that calling his bloodthirsty goons a bunch of mercenaries is "slanderous."

Get used to it, bucko. Your employees are armed killers who fight for a paycheck. There is no other word for it other than "mercenary", unless you prefer "hired guns" or "paid killers" or the like. If they were indeed "Americans fighting for America," as you seem to think, they'd be in the armed forces, wearing the appropriate uniforms and subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice and the orders of the officers and NCOs over them.

But they are not. They take a paycheck, that is their sole reason for being there and they can quit whenever they want.

Viva la mort, viva la guerre, viva le sacre mercenaire.

They are mercenaries, or, quite possibly, "illegal combatants."

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