Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

From the "Oh, My Gawd" Files

Hot Ghetto Mess. Some of the folks there are so wrong that they're not even wrong.

Churches are using Halo 3 to get kids into church. So let's get the kids into church to talk "about loving your fellow man" and "do unto others what you would have them do unto you" and all of that other drivel that Christians like to mouth (and then ignore), but first, let's practice killing things in the basement!

I guess the next idea will be to offer free beer before AA meetings.

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