Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

"Never Mind"

First Sen. Craig pleads guilty and then he says he's not guilty.

Then he resigns his senate seat and now he wants to change his mind.

Talk about your flip-flopper.
Posted by on or about 22:40

2 comments:

BadTux said...

That poor man is just confused. For example, he's gay. He's gayer than the gay mayor of gaytown. But then he holds a news conference where he claims he's not gay. That's like Al Sharpton holding a news conference to announce that he's not black. People would just shake their heads and say "that poor man." Because Al is quite obviously black, just like Craig is gay. Anyhow, it's not a big wonder that Craig is also confused about resigning from the Senate. He's confused about everything else, so why shouldn't he be confused about that too? Poor man needs some Alzheimer's screening, methinks...

- Badtux the Confused Penguin

9/05/2007 2:10 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

He is the poster child for self-hatred and denial.

9/05/2007 6:55 AM

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