Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 22, 2007

"9/11 Changed My View of Gun Control"

Or at least that is the line of bullshit that Rudy Guiliani trotted out at the annual meeting of the National Rifle Association.

The truth of the matter is that it is Rudy's quest to get the Republican nomination that changed his view of gun control.

Saying that the events of September 11th changed his view of gun control is stunning in both its stupidity and hypocrisy. The hypocrisy is obvious. The stupidity is that unless the Second Amendment is going to be interpreted to permit the private possession of radar-directed 57mm antiaircraft guns, nobody was going to shoot down those airplanes.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The merger of Time Warner and AOL really changed my view on cable television ...

Comrade Misfit said...

The merger of Time Warner and AOL really changed my view on cable television

I'm still working through my first cup of coffee and I'm not getting the analogy.