Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

12/7/41 & George W. Bush

Let's imagine that, after winning a disputed presidential election in 1940, George W. Bush is the president in 1941, when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

May, 1942: President Bush, proclaiming in a yachtside chat, that "the intelligence is the real deal", claims to have irrefutable proof that the command center for the Imperial Japanese Navy is located in a third country. He orders the US Army to attack and invade Columbia.

July, 1942: The US Army marches into Bogota. President Bush rides a Dauntless divebomber onto the deck of the USS Hornet and proclaims "mission accomplished.

December, 1947: The sixth anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack finds the US Army bogged down in jungle warfare against opponents waging a guerrilla war. That night, Emperor Hirohito, General Tojo and Admiral Yamamoto enjoy a nice dinner in the Imperial Palace.
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