Once Great Britain

This tale comes courtesy of the Munchkin Wrangler:

A woman is accosted by two thugs. One jumps on the hood of her car. She drives off, at low speed, and manages to shake the thug off. She then calls the cops and she's the one who gets arrested!

Here is my modest proposal:

The next time the Germans want to invade the place, let's give the guns to the Germans.