Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 14, 2007

Glutton for Punishment

Shark-fu over at the Angry Black Bitch TiVo'd Chimpy's speech so she and her friend could stop the playback and scream at Chimpy.

I think the Bitch is crazy (and since that is how she refers to herself, take it up with her, not me). It took them two hours to get through the speech.

About th only thing I might prefer watching Chimpy for two hours over would be appearing as the guest of honor at a firing squad. And even then, I'd have to do a Jack Benny.

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking."

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