Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Another Flip-Flopping Whore

This time, it is Rudy Guiliani, who now is seeking the endorsement of the National Rifle Association.

I am all in favor of gun rights, as any reader of this blog knows. What I am not in favor of are politicians who change their principles as though they were soiled underwear. Guiliani used to think that the NRA was evil, he was against the private ownership of handguns. Basically, he was in favor of every position of the rabid anti-gunners, such as Sarah Brady's group of mouth-breathing fascists.

Only now, that he is trying to get Republicans to support him, he knows he can't get anywhere by being against the private ownership of firearms. So he'll give up on opposing private gun ownership (for now).

In this, Guiliani is a brother to Mitt Romney, who has thrown his pro-choice, anti-gun and pro-gay positions under the bus in order to run for the GOP nomination.

Neither man should be trusted with pocket lint.

5 comments:

BobG said...

If he thinks anyone buys his act, he's badly mistaken. Most Republicans and conservatives that I know don't like him at all.

BadTux said...

But Bobg, if he wins the Republican nomination, they'll vote for him anyhow. They'd vote for a ham sandwich if a ham sandwich was running for President as a Republican.

Come to think of it, a ham sandwich probably would have been less dangerous to the nation than the current Republican president who got elected under the "ham sandwich rule". Hmm...

- Badtux the Sandwich Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

A 35 year old ham sandwich would be pretty moldy, Badtux.

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

As a (libertarian) Republican I would never vote for him.

But Hillary is a way bigger whore...

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

And you're wrong, badtux.
Many of us will vote for someone else.