Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Baghdad Burning

Riverbend and her family have left Iraq. Guess the surge is working.

OK, that's a bit snarky. But her story ties into some ancient history in my family.

Do you remember Woody Allen's line in "Annie Hall" about his grandmother: "My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks." One side of my family came from that era. They left everything behind that they could not carry.

Not all of of them left. Some were doing OK, some even were prosperous, They stayed.

And decades later, they and their descendants died in the Holocaust.

My grandmother was a girl when they left. The lesson she took away from that was that possessions are traps. You don't own things, they own you. She tried to drill that into her children: Every few years they would move and she would only let her children take with them what they could carry out the door in one trip. Her lesson was that when it is time to leave, you leave. You may be able to buy more stuff later. You can't buy your life.

As Riverbend knows full well.

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