Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

"Never Mind"

First Sen. Craig pleads guilty and then he says he's not guilty.

Then he resigns his senate seat and now he wants to change his mind.

Talk about your flip-flopper.
Posted by on or about 22:40

2 comments:

BadTux said...

That poor man is just confused. For example, he's gay. He's gayer than the gay mayor of gaytown. But then he holds a news conference where he claims he's not gay. That's like Al Sharpton holding a news conference to announce that he's not black. People would just shake their heads and say "that poor man." Because Al is quite obviously black, just like Craig is gay. Anyhow, it's not a big wonder that Craig is also confused about resigning from the Senate. He's confused about everything else, so why shouldn't he be confused about that too? Poor man needs some Alzheimer's screening, methinks...

- Badtux the Confused Penguin

9/05/2007 2:10 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

He is the poster child for self-hatred and denial.

9/05/2007 6:55 AM

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