Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Spicer's Crib Notes

Posted by on or about 18:45
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4 comments:

B said...

And on the other hand:

"Don't step on yer dick".

4/19/2017 8:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

"... especially while wearing golfing shoes."

Spicey's done that enough times that he now needs a blood transfusion after each erection.

4/19/2017 10:00 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Sounds like the Black Knight..."it's only a flesh wound"

4/19/2017 11:05 PM
dinthebeast said...

Molly Ivins said (of Clayton Williams) "A politician can trip over his dick a few times, but he shouldn't just stand there and stomp on it over and over..."

-Doug in Oakland

4/20/2017 2:38 PM

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