Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Get a Grip, NCAA

You have an entire month in which to fit your damned basketball tournaments. You don't need to bleed "March Madness" into April.

Hell, you don't even bother to start the bloody affair until half-way into March. Move it up a week or two.

Next thing you know, the Superbowl will be in February and the NHL will be playing hockey in June.

1 comment:

D. said...

Not to mention the World Series going into Nov -- oh, wait.