Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

This Should have Been an "April's Fools" Joke

President* Donald Trump on Friday declared April National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, saying the country has a shared responsibility to " reduce and ultimately end sexual violence."
Really? The Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief is announcing a month of awareness about sexual harassment? Trump might as well have asked Roger Ailes, Bill Cosby and Bill O'Reilly to coordinate his Sexual Assault Awareness Task Force, or at least he was going to, until Ivanka pointed out that it's not supposed to be promoting sexual harassment.

Other Trump task forces that are awaiting a signature to be formed:
  • The Ethics in Banking TF: Lloyd Blankenship, Jamiee Dimon, Vikram Pandit and Angelo Mozzilo.
  • The Rebuild America's Industrial Base TF: Mitt Romney, Tim Cook (Apple), Chuck Robbins (Cisco) and the Walton family.
  •  The Heal America's Racial Wounds TF: Jeff Sessions, Steve Bannon and David Duke.

I'm sure the list could be quite expansive.

2 comments:

D. said...

L'ironie est morte.

Comrade Misfit said...

D'accord.