Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, April 10, 2017

Dear CBS: Fuck You

Just so I'm clear on this: CBS wants me to pay them directly to watch a show that should have been on my local channel last night, if they had done the usual sports shits and just bumped the entire lineup back an hour.

And for what? Golf? A sport that makes soccer look exciting?

Fuck you, CBS.


JEG43 said...

Yeah but they're replacing Phil Sims. . .

Sam240 said...

"Golf? A sport that makes soccer look exciting?"

From my viewpoint, soccer is exciting - it's my favorite sport to watch. Team handball is a close number two. To be fair, I put golf close to the bottom.

However, there are sports even more boring than golf. Let's see how many I can think of, from slightly more boring to undiluted tedium:

*Synchronized swimming
*Pistol shooting
*Stock Car Racing
*American Football.

Comrade Misfit said...

It's late. Watching a Bullseye match would be like watching paint dry.

Never heard of Korfball.

Stock Car Racing is a good sport if you're hammered. See Jeff Dunham's routine for that.