Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 10, 2017

Dear CBS: Fuck You





Just so I'm clear on this: CBS wants me to pay them directly to watch a show that should have been on my local channel last night, if they had done the usual sports shits and just bumped the entire lineup back an hour.

And for what? Golf? A sport that makes soccer look exciting?

Fuck you, CBS.

3 comments:

JEG43 said...

Yeah but they're replacing Phil Sims. . .

Sam240 said...

"Golf? A sport that makes soccer look exciting?"

From my viewpoint, soccer is exciting - it's my favorite sport to watch. Team handball is a close number two. To be fair, I put golf close to the bottom.

However, there are sports even more boring than golf. Let's see how many I can think of, from slightly more boring to undiluted tedium:

*Synchronized swimming
*Pistol shooting
*Korfball
*Stock Car Racing
*American Football.

Comrade Misfit said...

It's late. Watching a Bullseye match would be like watching paint dry.

Never heard of Korfball.

Stock Car Racing is a good sport if you're hammered. See Jeff Dunham's routine for that.