Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Spicer's Crib Notes

4 comments:

B said...

And on the other hand:

"Don't step on yer dick".

Comrade Misfit said...

"... especially while wearing golfing shoes."

Spicey's done that enough times that he now needs a blood transfusion after each erection.

CenterPuke88 said...

Sounds like the Black Knight..."it's only a flesh wound"

dinthebeast said...

Molly Ivins said (of Clayton Williams) "A politician can trip over his dick a few times, but he shouldn't just stand there and stomp on it over and over..."

-Doug in Oakland