Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Come Visit Mar-a-Lago, Have a Nice Meal, Go Home with Food Poisoning

Just days before the state visit of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to Mar-a-Lago, President* Donald Trump’s Palm Beach private club, Florida restaurant inspectors found potentially dangerous raw fish and cited the club for storing food in two broken down coolers.
In two of the club’s coolers, inspectors found that raw meats that should be stored at 41 degrees were much too warm and potentially dangerous: chicken was 49 degrees, duck clocked in a 50 degrees and raw beef was 50 degrees. The winner? Ham at 57 degrees.
That explains why The Donald has his steak cooked well-done-- he knows that his own kitchen is a hotbed of disease, filth and villany.


CenterPuke88 said...

It was a cunning plot to use the fish, freshly outfitted with cybernetically enhanced parasites, to spy on foreign leaders by embedding microphones and cameras in their bodies.

B said...

Meat, poultry and Fish should be BELOW 40 degrees and above 32.

Comrade Misfit said...

I know. Another reason to stay the frak out of Florida.

Tod Germanica said...

Today trump also lost a lawsuit for stiffing contractors for $32k as he routinely does. Despite his battalion of lawyers' delays and technicalities he now owes $300,000. Our president the deadbeat.