Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Come Visit Mar-a-Lago, Have a Nice Meal, Go Home with Food Poisoning

Just days before the state visit of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to Mar-a-Lago, President* Donald Trump’s Palm Beach private club, Florida restaurant inspectors found potentially dangerous raw fish and cited the club for storing food in two broken down coolers.
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In two of the club’s coolers, inspectors found that raw meats that should be stored at 41 degrees were much too warm and potentially dangerous: chicken was 49 degrees, duck clocked in a 50 degrees and raw beef was 50 degrees. The winner? Ham at 57 degrees.
That explains why The Donald has his steak cooked well-done-- he knows that his own kitchen is a hotbed of disease, filth and villany.

4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

It was a cunning plot to use the fish, freshly outfitted with cybernetically enhanced parasites, to spy on foreign leaders by embedding microphones and cameras in their bodies.

B said...

Meat, poultry and Fish should be BELOW 40 degrees and above 32.

Comrade Misfit said...

I know. Another reason to stay the frak out of Florida.

Tod Germanica said...

Today trump also lost a lawsuit for stiffing contractors for $32k as he routinely does. Despite his battalion of lawyers' delays and technicalities he now owes $300,000. Our president the deadbeat.