Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Spicer's Crib Notes

4 comments:

B said...

And on the other hand:

"Don't step on yer dick".

Comrade Misfit said...

"... especially while wearing golfing shoes."

Spicey's done that enough times that he now needs a blood transfusion after each erection.

CenterPuke88 said...

Sounds like the Black Knight..."it's only a flesh wound"

dinthebeast said...

Molly Ivins said (of Clayton Williams) "A politician can trip over his dick a few times, but he shouldn't just stand there and stomp on it over and over..."

-Doug in Oakland