Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

This Should have Been an "April's Fools" Joke

President* Donald Trump on Friday declared April National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, saying the country has a shared responsibility to " reduce and ultimately end sexual violence."
Really? The Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief is announcing a month of awareness about sexual harassment? Trump might as well have asked Roger Ailes, Bill Cosby and Bill O'Reilly to coordinate his Sexual Assault Awareness Task Force, or at least he was going to, until Ivanka pointed out that it's not supposed to be promoting sexual harassment.

Other Trump task forces that are awaiting a signature to be formed:
  • The Ethics in Banking TF: Lloyd Blankenship, Jamiee Dimon, Vikram Pandit and Angelo Mozzilo.
  • The Rebuild America's Industrial Base TF: Mitt Romney, Tim Cook (Apple), Chuck Robbins (Cisco) and the Walton family.
  •  The Heal America's Racial Wounds TF: Jeff Sessions, Steve Bannon and David Duke.

I'm sure the list could be quite expansive.

2 comments:

D. said...

L'ironie est morte.

Comrade Misfit said...

D'accord.