Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

What is "Santorum"

Santorum is a frothy mix of sexual lubricant and fecal matter, a by-product of anal sex.

Of course, there is a former senator from Pennsylvania, one of the Christian Taliban, who isn't too happy about that.

Given all of the crap that said former senator has said about gay people over the years, comparing gay men to pedophiles and dog-fuckers, he's one of the ass-clowns that is the least entitled to complain about civility.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I've heard that santorum is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter, a byproduct of anal sex.

Comrade Misfit said...

Then mention that on your blog!