Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The TSA Porno Scanners Don't Work Very Well,
Unless Someone Is Paying Attention To the Screens

Which is probably why a TSA agent was able to waltz through the nudie-scopes with a concealed firearm.

Five freaking times!

Which means that this scene from "Airplane II the Sequel" was uncomfortably close to the truth.



(H/T to a reader via e-mail)

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