Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Yeah, I'll Believe It When It Happens

This: "Roger Ailes will soon be indicted." (H/T)

Until it happens, I am putting this rumor in the same category as the innumerable "George Bush has ordered the Navy to bomb Iran" rumors that were ladled out for a few years.


BadTux said...

I'll believe it when I see Karl Rove being frog-marched to the gallows for treason for revealing the identity of a CIA agent. And cows will fly.

-- Badtux the not-carrying-an-umbrella-for-falling-cow-poop Penguin

Tim said...

I've heard it a few places now.
It's getting some momentum. Just in case, I'm stocking up on some booze and will party like we had a democrat in the White House.

Nangleator said...

It's the only conceivable thing that would make me watch Faux News... Just for the amusement of seeing pants-shitting fear on the faces of all the propagandists, who might assume it was the beginning of an Obama 'night of the long knives.'

Joe said...

Nan, just reading that last phrase makes me happy.