Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Next GOP Scandal?


Breaking: Anti-Gay Congressman Caught In Affair With Horse

6 comments:

Bridget Magnus said...

I *really* need to remember to look at urls before I click on them.

Comrade Misfit said...

Not to mention the tag that says "humor"....

montag said...

I still thought Rick Santorum would be the first.

bearsense said...

........but it is getting so hard to separate fact from reality, eh ?

Lockwood said...

So all that noise about gay marriage leading to bestiality... just wishful thinking.

BadTux said...

Folks, this isn't really fiction . Remember, The Onion is America's most reliable news source :).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin