Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

"Hello, 9-1-1? Somebody's Following Meeeee!"

What is funny is that the guy who called 9-1-1 to complain about being followed was a purse-snatcher who was being followed by a witness to his crime.
Posted by on or about 20:07
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2 comments:

Fixer said...

Did ya see the idiot who called 911 to ask how much pot he can legally grow? I think he was in CT.

2/06/2011 8:58 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

No, I missed that one.

2/06/2011 9:22 AM

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