Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Words I Do Not Understand

"Assrocket," as in "he is an assrocket." Other than those idiots who try to shoot bottle rockets out of their ass cheeks, what does this mean.

Same question for "asshat."

And why is someone who carries a gun as part of his or her job called an "operator?" Guns are not telephone switchboards or forklifts.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know what they mean either other than an insult, but your question cracked me up.

SkinnyDennis said...

Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com

assrocket

1)
Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

2)
The act of lighting a bottle rocket out of ones anus.

3) (this is probably the one that applies)
Ass Rocket is another word for a turd.

asshat

1)
One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.

2)
A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

3) (now explain this to me please)
a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

Fixer said...

I thought 'assrocket' was another name for conservative 'pundit' John Hinderaker, who used to (maybe still does) call himself Hindrocket. Don't know why someone would want name themselves that ...

deadstick said...

Dennis--

"i hat" literally means a lower-case i with a little horizontal bar over it. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_vector ...