Words of Advice:

“Stand back and stand by.”— Trump’s orders to American Nazis, 9/29/2020

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Goddamn It to Hell, Let Those Two Kids Be Kids

Memo to the news media: Stop doing stories about Malia and Sasha Obama. Let those two girls grow up outside of the media microscope.

Every reporter from here on out who has a byline over a story about Obama's children should be pelted with stale pastry.

The editors should be pelted with raw potatoes.

The publishers should be pelted with large SUVs.

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