Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Caturday Extra

funny pictures of cats with captions
more animals

A clarification from a couple of weeks ago:

That is not a chair upholstered to look like a zebra. The chair itself is blue; it is covered with a throw blanket to keep cat hair (and hairballs) off the chair itself.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would have never suspected you of having a zebra striped chair. The cats would not let you do that.

BadTux said...

Unless, DCup, the cats had themselves brought down and dragged home the zebra. However, from reading EBM's tomes about her cats, her cats are too busy barfing, sleeping, and shedding to bother doing anything like that.

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin