Words of Advice:

“Stand back and stand by.”— Trump’s orders to American Nazis, 9/29/2020

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The TSA Are Not the Only Security Morons At Work

New Zealand has their counterparts.

The security goons at the Auckland airport took nail clippers away from a woman but let a man with a gassed-up chainsaw board the airplane. Chainsaws, it seemed, were not on the prohibited items list.

The bind moggles....

(H/T to Stupid Security)

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